Pet loving loli Satori Koumeji of Touhou Project fame will be recreated in ginormous 1/6 scale PVC by little known, niche manufacturer Surfer’s Paradise. Unlike Griffon’s bland and boring version, The Mistress of the Palace of the Earth Spirits looks very animated and busy in this rendition. She also comes with a light up base and an additional face plate, one of which shows her in an annoyed mood (which probably makes lolicons squeal like hyperactive kids even more). Unfortunately, as with most f*cking hard to get niche figures, this Satori is a Surfer’s Paradise store and Toranoana exclusive. She also comes at a bloated, fat price of 10290 yen, enough to make your blood pressure pop like a cherry. Satori come out this November 2011.